{"id":5734,"date":"2011-03-07T12:01:31","date_gmt":"2011-03-07T18:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5734"},"modified":"2011-03-07T12:01:31","modified_gmt":"2011-03-07T18:01:31","slug":"i-think-its-worse-that-you-imagine-mark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5734","title":{"rendered":"I think it&#8217;s worse that you imagine, Mark&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So you were shot in the head by a diamond smuggler&#8230;<em>meh<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Now you&#8217;re being held captive by a woman who says the island is held in thrall by drug smugglers&#8230;double <em>meh<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I think this whole thing is much more insidious:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-MT1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5735\" title=\"New MT\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-MT1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"485\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-MT1.jpg 485w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-MT1-250x162.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 485px) 100vw, 485px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So you were shot in the head by a diamond smuggler&#8230;meh. Now you&#8217;re being held captive by a woman who says the island is held in thrall by drug smugglers&#8230;double meh. I think this whole thing is much more insidious:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5734"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5736,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5734\/revisions\/5736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}