{"id":5737,"date":"2011-03-10T06:43:49","date_gmt":"2011-03-10T12:43:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5737"},"modified":"2011-03-10T13:50:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-10T19:50:03","slug":"tango","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5737","title":{"rendered":"Tango&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>&#8230;the Dance of Desperation!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5738\" title=\"New 9CL\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL.jpg 640w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL-250x85.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>No, Fernanda, Seth really is gay. And showing him your lady bits is only going to make him gayer, if that&#8217;s possible.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But you can&#8217;t blame a girl for trying:<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5740\" title=\"New 9CL 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL-2.jpg 615w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL-2-250x93.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s the<em> &#8220;Desperate times call for desperate measure&#8221; <\/em>strategy:<em><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5742\" title=\"New 9CL\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"980\" height=\"230\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL1.jpg 980w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL1-250x58.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 980px) 100vw, 980px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the Dance of Desperation! No, Fernanda, Seth really is gay. And showing him your lady bits is only going to make him gayer, if that&#8217;s possible. But you can&#8217;t blame a girl for trying: And then there&#8217;s the &#8220;Desperate times call for desperate measure&#8221; strategy:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-9-chickweed-lane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5737"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5743,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5737\/revisions\/5743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}