{"id":5744,"date":"2011-03-11T22:37:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-12T04:37:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5744"},"modified":"2011-03-11T22:37:14","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T04:37:14","slug":"the-bestest-9-chickweed-lane-of-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5744","title":{"rendered":"The bestest 9 Chickweed Lane of all!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the past three <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">months<\/span> weeks, the story-arc of <em>9 Chickweed Lane<\/em> has <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">bored us to death with<\/span> dealt with Big Ol&#8217; Gay Seth doing the tango with Argentine Homophobe Fernanda. Very sexy, I think.<\/p>\n<p>Well, it was the first week.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe not so much the second.<\/p>\n<p>Aaaaand, we&#8217;re looking for the exits by the third.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, CC&#8217;s <em>queek, source of Cuteness, Kawaii Commando<\/em>, posted a set of bouncy kitten photos and suggested that they were the lolcat version of the story.\u00a0 And dang, if he wasn&#8217;t right (well, the dialog has been fudged a bit, but most of it does come from the Tango Sleazo story,\u00a0 The Cartoonist regularly refers to his critics with the &#8220;B&#8221; word, and I can see Solange doing a much better job of the whole thing)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, and I LOVE <em>LOVE<strong> LOVE<\/strong><\/em> dese kitties!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5746\" title=\"New 9CL\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"660\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL2.jpg 530w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/New-9CL2-200x250.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><cite><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/cite><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the past three months weeks, the story-arc of 9 Chickweed Lane has bored us to death with dealt with Big Ol&#8217; Gay Seth doing the tango with Argentine Homophobe Fernanda. Very sexy, I think. Well, it was the first week. Maybe not so much the second. Aaaaand, we&#8217;re looking for the exits by the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5744","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-9-chickweed-lane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5744"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5747,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5744\/revisions\/5747"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5744"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5744"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5744"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}