{"id":584,"date":"2008-05-13T09:04:10","date_gmt":"2008-05-13T15:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=584"},"modified":"2008-05-13T09:04:10","modified_gmt":"2008-05-13T15:04:10","slug":"poor-poor-poutiful-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=584","title":{"rendered":"Poor, poor poutiful me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All right.  Warren may be a jerk (wow, LJ, did I get that one right?), but to be fair, he&#8217;s no better or worse than any other male in the Foobiverse. Yes, that means <em>socially retarded<\/em>,  ham-handed and stunningly inept at dealing with emotional issues at worst, endearingly, droolingly &#8220;cute&#8221; at best.  Of couse, it&#8217;s not like the women do much to teach them any better &#8212; whinging and puffing out ones lips really does not address the problem.<\/p>\n<p>God. I hate this strip.  Liz and the rest of her ilk deserve absolutely everything they get, including toddlers who will forever be in diapers and fart-filled bathwater.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-97.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-585\" title=\"foob-97\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-97.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"770\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-97.jpg 770w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-97-250x71.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 770px) 100vw, 770px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right. Warren may be a jerk (wow, LJ, did I get that one right?), but to be fair, he&#8217;s no better or worse than any other male in the Foobiverse. Yes, that means socially retarded, ham-handed and stunningly inept at dealing with emotional issues at worst, endearingly, droolingly &#8220;cute&#8221; at best. Of couse, it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fbofw-aka-foob"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}