{"id":5904,"date":"2011-04-12T12:31:21","date_gmt":"2011-04-12T18:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5904"},"modified":"2011-04-12T12:31:42","modified_gmt":"2011-04-12T18:31:42","slug":"marks-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=5904","title":{"rendered":"MARK&#8217;S ALIVE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>AND HE CALLED HOME!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>AND RUSTY ANSWERED THE PHONE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>AND THEN RUSTY TOLD EVERYONE THAT MARK WAS ALIVE!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>AND THEN RUSTY TOLD EVERYONE THAT MARK WAS COMING HOME!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>~whew!~<\/p>\n<p>What more needs to be said?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/New-MT1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5905\" title=\"New MT\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/New-MT1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"115\" height=\"190\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AND HE CALLED HOME! AND RUSTY ANSWERED THE PHONE! AND THEN RUSTY TOLD EVERYONE THAT MARK WAS ALIVE! AND THEN RUSTY TOLD EVERYONE THAT MARK WAS COMING HOME! ~whew!~ What more needs to be said?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5904"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5904\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5907,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5904\/revisions\/5907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}