{"id":6040,"date":"2011-05-05T23:43:04","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T05:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6040"},"modified":"2011-05-06T18:23:24","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T00:23:24","slug":"compare-and-contrast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6040","title":{"rendered":"Compare and contrast&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now, if I were an English professor like CC&#8217;s bourbon babe, unbuckled, I could assign an essay that asks &#8220;What is More Romantic: <em>9 Chickweed Lane<\/em>&#8216;s Hand Sex or <em>Funky Winkerbean<\/em>&#8216;s Second Story Window?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Or, I could just make fun of that toad Les Moore&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6041\" title=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"245\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW.jpg 660w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, there <em>are<\/em> other alternatives, if you can get past the initial stomach-heaving realization of matters:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6045\" title=\"New FW 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-2.jpg 740w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-2-250x64.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And while the author has used this in the past, don&#8217;t count on any mercy this time around.\u00a0 This is <strong><em>WRITING<\/em><\/strong>, you know!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6046\" title=\"New FW 3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"655\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-3.jpg 655w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-3-250x76.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 655px) 100vw, 655px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But you know what would be lots and <em>lots<\/em> of fun?&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6048\" title=\"New FW 4\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-FW-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, if I were an English professor like CC&#8217;s bourbon babe, unbuckled, I could assign an essay that asks &#8220;What is More Romantic: 9 Chickweed Lane&#8216;s Hand Sex or Funky Winkerbean&#8216;s Second Story Window?&#8221;. 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