{"id":6060,"date":"2011-05-17T10:35:52","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T16:35:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6060"},"modified":"2011-05-17T11:33:41","modified_gmt":"2011-05-17T17:33:41","slug":"just-shoot-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6060","title":{"rendered":"Just shoot me…"},"content":{"rendered":"

…but then again, Les would probably want to have a deep, meaningful talk with my ghostly self.<\/p>\n

So it seems that Les’ cash-cow dead wife Lisa’s story (cleverly entitled Lisa’s Story<\/em>) has been optioned for a movie.\u00a0 I’m so hoping that it’s one of those direct-to-cable Lifetime-esque crisis-of-the week-things.\u00a0 I’m certain, though, that since Les is such a Great Writer, it’ll be a Hollywood blockbuster.\u00a0 His kid mentioned something about being in 3-D.\u00a0 Maybe it’ll be like The Wizard of Oz<\/em> (in the use of “special effects,” color vs<\/em>. black and white), 3-D when Lisa is still healthy, back to 2-D following her mastectomy.\u00a0 (Yeah, that’s a nasty comment, but this entire, years-long plot has been pretty nasty, too.)<\/p>\n

I think that if Les tries to contact Lisa after he’s made the beast with two backs with Cayla (yeah, Les and Tom, a real <\/em><\/strong>Writer coined that!), that Lisa refuses to chat with him…<\/p>\n

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Woohoo! Epiphany Time! Maybe Les LIKES<\/em> to wallow in self-pity and grinding, relentless grief! He is a Writer<\/em><\/strong>, after all!\u00a0 And Writers are supposed to suffer, right?<\/p>\n

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…but then again, Les would probably want to have a deep, meaningful talk with my ghostly self. So it seems that Les’ cash-cow dead wife Lisa’s story (cleverly entitled Lisa’s Story) has been optioned for a movie.\u00a0 I’m so hoping that it’s one of those direct-to-cable Lifetime-esque crisis-of-the week-things.\u00a0 I’m certain, though, that since Les […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6060"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6087,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6060\/revisions\/6087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}