{"id":607,"date":"2008-05-17T12:53:53","date_gmt":"2008-05-17T18:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=607"},"modified":"2008-05-17T12:53:53","modified_gmt":"2008-05-17T18:53:53","slug":"and-as-warren-whirlybirds-into-the-sunset","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=607","title":{"rendered":"And as Warren whirlybirds into the sunset&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;we get a strip of Liz recalling her ex-loves.  Who really weren&#8217;t. Because they weren&#8217;t. Really. No, not at all. Because, you know, Asshathony is her only true love. Really. And she doesn&#8217;t even have to say something saccharine like &#8220;I love you&#8221; to him.  He just knows. Like osmosis. Or something. They&#8217;re that much in synch.  Oh, I left some cookies by the sink. I better put them away. Or I could just eat them and buy more. Yeah, that&#8217;s a good idea.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, a couple of anti-strips that would most likely make Liz dissolve into a puddle of distressed, denying tears  (Good.):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-608\" title=\"foob-100\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"740\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-100.jpg 740w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-100-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 740px) 100vw, 740px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-101.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-609\" title=\"foob-101\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-101.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-101.jpg 600w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-101-250x91.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;we get a strip of Liz recalling her ex-loves. Who really weren&#8217;t. Because they weren&#8217;t. Really. No, not at all. Because, you know, Asshathony is her only true love. Really. And she doesn&#8217;t even have to say something saccharine like &#8220;I love you&#8221; to him. He just knows. Like osmosis. Or something. They&#8217;re that much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fbofw-aka-foob"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}