{"id":6133,"date":"2011-05-24T23:32:39","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T05:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6133"},"modified":"2011-05-25T13:30:31","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T19:30:31","slug":"ive-had-dealings-with-lawyers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6133","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve had dealings with lawyers&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>and it&#8217;s not fun.\u00a0 Then again,\u00a0 if I were Berna, and I&#8217;d just won the $6M lottery, I&#8217;m sure consulting a lawyer, even with the boring details of investing and annuities and stuff like that, would be sorta fun.<\/p>\n<p>Berna&#8217;s expression in the last panel mystifies me, though&#8230;excitement? pain? <em>rigor mortis<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-REX-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6134\" title=\"New REX 3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-REX-3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"550\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-REX-3.jpg 550w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/New-REX-3-250x90.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>P.S.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve also decided that I want a copy of the Book of Genesis (the real deal) illustrated by R. Crumb.\u00a0 No kidding!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and it&#8217;s not fun.\u00a0 Then again,\u00a0 if I were Berna, and I&#8217;d just won the $6M lottery, I&#8217;m sure consulting a lawyer, even with the boring details of investing and annuities and stuff like that, would be sorta fun. Berna&#8217;s expression in the last panel mystifies me, though&#8230;excitement? pain? rigor mortis? P.S.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve also decided [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6133"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6136,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6133\/revisions\/6136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}