{"id":6144,"date":"2011-05-28T11:25:45","date_gmt":"2011-05-28T17:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6144"},"modified":"2011-05-28T11:25:45","modified_gmt":"2011-05-28T17:25:45","slug":"i-refuse-to-suffer-alone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6144","title":{"rendered":"I refuse to suffer alone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>love is&#8230;<\/em> is not on my reading list.\u00a0 I try to avoid it at all costs?\u00a0 <em>Why?<\/em> Because it&#8217;s saccharine, puerile, and badly drawn?<\/p>\n<p>No.\u00a0 Because it gives me ideas.\u00a0\u00a0 As opposed to the theme song of HBO&#8217;s <em>True Blood<\/em>, I do NOT want to &#8220;do bad things <em>with<\/em> you.&#8221;\u00a0 Nope&#8230; I want to do bad things <strong><em>to<\/em><\/strong> you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The first is a given.\u00a0 It really didn&#8217;t need to be dressed up for just about every commenter at CC to give the alternate caption, so this is dedicated to all of those fine folks.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-14.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6145\" title=\"Not Love is 14\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-14.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-14.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-14-148x250.jpg 148w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>No one commented on this one.\u00a0\u00a0 I&#8217;m pretty sure this strip has devolved into &#8220;Here&#8217;s your pistol. There&#8217;s the fish-filled barrel.\u00a0 Knock yourself out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-15.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6146\" title=\"Not Love is 15\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"505\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-15.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Not-Love-is-15-148x250.jpg 148w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And pointing to your butt <em>IS<\/em> one way to say &#8220;bottom&#8221; (in this context) in ASL. No kidding!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>love is&#8230; is not on my reading list.\u00a0 I try to avoid it at all costs?\u00a0 Why? Because it&#8217;s saccharine, puerile, and badly drawn? No.\u00a0 Because it gives me ideas.\u00a0\u00a0 As opposed to the theme song of HBO&#8217;s True Blood, I do NOT want to &#8220;do bad things with you.&#8221;\u00a0 Nope&#8230; I want to do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6147,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144\/revisions\/6147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}