{"id":619,"date":"2008-05-20T20:09:05","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T02:09:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=619"},"modified":"2008-05-20T20:10:50","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T02:10:50","slug":"boring-one-panel-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=619","title":{"rendered":"Boring? One panel for you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Patterfoob Kid #2 is vexing but has some interesting escapades.  Okay, &#8220;escapades&#8221; suggests something vital and intriguing, but compared to Patterfoob Kid #1, Liz is simultaneously climbing Everest and finding a cure for cancer.<\/p>\n<p>Patterfoob Kid #1, Michael, is beyond redemption. He&#8217;s boring.  That&#8217;s death to both writers and authors, so we can only hope for the icy hand of the Grim Reaper to clap onto his shoulder.<\/p>\n<p><em>THUD<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Please don&#8217;t tell me that&#8217;s the Grim Reaper.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as Michael prattles on an on about his favorite subject (<em>i.e.<\/em>, Michael!), jolly old, laid-back Weed has an epiphany. Not that anyone would ever tell a Patterfoob to shut up&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-102.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-620\" title=\"foob-102\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/foob-102.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"154\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Patterfoob Kid #2 is vexing but has some interesting escapades. Okay, &#8220;escapades&#8221; suggests something vital and intriguing, but compared to Patterfoob Kid #1, Liz is simultaneously climbing Everest and finding a cure for cancer. Patterfoob Kid #1, Michael, is beyond redemption. He&#8217;s boring. That&#8217;s death to both writers and authors, so we can only hope [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-619","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fbofw-aka-foob"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}