{"id":6320,"date":"2011-07-03T17:02:38","date_gmt":"2011-07-03T23:02:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6320"},"modified":"2011-07-03T17:02:38","modified_gmt":"2011-07-03T23:02:38","slug":"life-one-disappointment-after-another","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6320","title":{"rendered":"Life:  One Disappointment After Another"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here I thought that a single heart-to-heart at the Diner that caused a Major Career Shift for Liza McStalker, R.N., was really only a way to end a pretty boring story.\u00a0 Or if not that, it served to clear the way for a hot-damn, whiz-bang Charterstone Independence Day Pool Party, splashed colorfully across the many panels of the Sunday Mary Worth.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, Mary has been spouting platitudes and advice for the entire week (yes, over one freakin&#8217; cup of coffee)&#8230;don&#8217;t we deserve a break?<\/p>\n<p>Imagine my disappointment upon opening the Sunday comics and seeing Mary talking to Liza <strong><em>EVEN MORE!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Eff me.<\/p>\n<p>So, this is for me, and for CC&#8217;s bourbon babe, unbuckled, and all the little CCers who were oh-so-patient, only to have our collective hopes dashed:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/New-MW-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6321\" title=\"New MW 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/New-MW-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/New-MW-2.jpg 580w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/New-MW-2-250x155.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here I thought that a single heart-to-heart at the Diner that caused a Major Career Shift for Liza McStalker, R.N., was really only a way to end a pretty boring story.\u00a0 Or if not that, it served to clear the way for a hot-damn, whiz-bang Charterstone Independence Day Pool Party, splashed colorfully across the many [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6320"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6323,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6320\/revisions\/6323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}