{"id":6324,"date":"2011-07-04T15:30:02","date_gmt":"2011-07-04T21:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6324"},"modified":"2011-07-04T15:30:02","modified_gmt":"2011-07-04T21:30:02","slug":"great","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6324","title":{"rendered":"Great…"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s the 4th of July, and usually we’re treated to the Keane Kids doing something inane for the holidays.\u00a0 They’re doing it (putting up the “decorations of independence”), and there’s a smattering of strips featuring fireworks and such.<\/p>\n

And they there’s Zits<\/em>, which decides to focus on bodily functions as its holiday treat.\u00a0 Yeah, like a strip featuring a lazy teenage boy and a dad who looks like he’s two or three pen-strokes from transforming into a Plugger<\/em> man-bear, didn’t already cross this bridge without having to illustrate its point with whoopie cushions.<\/p>\n

Ick.<\/em><\/p>\n

And here I thought I’d never have a use for whoopie cushions in a mashup.\u00a0 HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY<\/em><\/strong>, folks! Have a happy and safe one!<\/p>\n

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