{"id":6342,"date":"2011-07-07T10:24:54","date_gmt":"2011-07-07T16:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6342"},"modified":"2011-07-07T10:24:54","modified_gmt":"2011-07-07T16:24:54","slug":"a-sign-of-the-end-times-i-feel-sorry-for-mary-worth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6342","title":{"rendered":"A sign of the End Times&#8230;I feel sorry for Mary Worth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mary goes to bat for Dr. Drew (Manwhore!), as she took Liza McStalker, R.N., out for coffee (probably on her own dime, too!) and explored Liza&#8217;s deep-seated dissatisfaction with her current career.\u00a0 She successfully guided Liza to new options and opportunities after this three-<del>week<\/del> hour-long <em>tete-a-tete<\/em>, and Liza is now a thing of the past.\u00a0 Considering that Mary&#8217;s been conspicuously absent from several of the most recent story-lines here, I&#8217;m beginning to think that the old dear is feeling her age and slowing down &#8212; her coming to Drew&#8217;s rescue was a thoughtful and caring gesture, as she rallied herself with one of her favorite platitudes: &#8220;Kindness is my religion.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d think Drew would be happy.<\/p>\n<p>Nope.\u00a0 Now he&#8217;s<em> complaining <\/em>to Mary (<em>She Who Rescued Him from the Horrors of Cutesy Text-Messaging<\/em>) that he can&#8217;t understand how Liza moved on &#8212; from <em>him<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, STFU, Drew.\u00a0 I hope you get a salmonella-smeared salmon square&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Not-MW-397.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6343\" title=\"Not MW 397\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Not-MW-397.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Not-MW-397.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Not-MW-397-250x70.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary goes to bat for Dr. Drew (Manwhore!), as she took Liza McStalker, R.N., out for coffee (probably on her own dime, too!) and explored Liza&#8217;s deep-seated dissatisfaction with her current career.\u00a0 She successfully guided Liza to new options and opportunities after this three-week hour-long tete-a-tete, and Liza is now a thing of the past.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6342"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6344,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6342\/revisions\/6344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}