{"id":637,"date":"2008-05-24T21:41:10","date_gmt":"2008-05-25T03:41:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=637"},"modified":"2008-05-24T21:41:10","modified_gmt":"2008-05-25T03:41:10","slug":"trouble-in-paradise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":"Trouble in Paradise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Or in Santa Royale.  After ignoring Mary for what seems weeks (it&#8217;s at least a few days, and phone calls don&#8217;t seem to play into it), Jeff Corey waltzes back into her condo and starts issuing ultimatums when he hears that (<em>gasp!<\/em>) Mary might be talking to another human male (<em>double gasp!<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, like Mary&#8217;s going to listen to a pontificating windbag.  There is no second, compared to her platitudinous abilities, and Jeff&#8217;s a dope for even imagining he&#8217;s in her league.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-77.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-638\" title=\"not-mw-77\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-77.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"680\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-77.jpg 680w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-77-250x73.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 680px) 100vw, 680px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And this showed up after realizing that pretty much inverting four days of &#8220;Mary and Jeff Sitting and Drinking Coffee&#8221; strips makes a pretty fun exercise:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-78.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-639\" title=\"not-mw-78\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-78.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1090\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-78.jpg 1090w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/not-mw-78-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1090px) 100vw, 1090px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Or in Santa Royale. After ignoring Mary for what seems weeks (it&#8217;s at least a few days, and phone calls don&#8217;t seem to play into it), Jeff Corey waltzes back into her condo and starts issuing ultimatums when he hears that (gasp!) Mary might be talking to another human male (double gasp!). Yeah, like Mary&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}