{"id":6524,"date":"2011-08-05T10:08:55","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T16:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6524"},"modified":"2011-08-05T10:08:55","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T16:08:55","slug":"no-one-was-touched-up-i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6524","title":{"rendered":"No one was touched up, I swear!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mary continues to chat up Gina, who&#8217;s lost her mother and can&#8217;t find love and is accosted on a regular basis by lecherous old customers.\u00a0 Rather than giving Mr. Sansabelt the Stink Eye, Mary&#8217;s seems somewhat more appraising of the situation, while Gina appears more than a little satisfied with his gratuity.\u00a0 I think this is supposed to be subtle, or something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-MW1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6525\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-MW1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-MW1.jpg 350w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-MW1-250x214.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mary continues to chat up Gina, who&#8217;s lost her mother and can&#8217;t find love and is accosted on a regular basis by lecherous old customers.\u00a0 Rather than giving Mr. Sansabelt the Stink Eye, Mary&#8217;s seems somewhat more appraising of the situation, while Gina appears more than a little satisfied with his gratuity.\u00a0 I think this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6524"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6526,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6524\/revisions\/6526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}