{"id":6599,"date":"2011-08-17T11:05:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-17T17:05:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6599"},"modified":"2011-08-18T16:48:08","modified_gmt":"2011-08-18T22:48:08","slug":"annoying-but-consistent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6599","title":{"rendered":"Annoying but consistent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Life might be dull, but it&#8217;s rather nice to have some consistency in it.<\/p>\n<p>Jupiter will always be considered a planet.<\/p>\n<p>One plus one will always equal two.<\/p>\n<p>Les Moore will always be an asshat.<\/p>\n<p>It would be nice if everyone (we&#8217;re lookin&#8217; at you, Ms. I-Just-Know-I-Can&#8217;t-Do-Any-Better) would realized that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-100.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6609\" title=\"Not FW 100\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-100.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"850\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-100.jpg 850w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-100-250x58.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 850px) 100vw, 850px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, dammit, if this isn&#8217;t going to be drawn out for a whole farkin&#8217; WEEK!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-FW3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6610\" title=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-FW3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-FW3.jpg 660w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-FW3-250x70.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Oh, crap. And here it is:\u00a0<strong><em> THE LOUSIEST MARRIAGE PROPOSAL EVER!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From the look on Les&#8217; face, I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;s just tickled himself to death for being so gosh-darned clever.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-102.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6612\" title=\"Not FW 102\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-102.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-102.jpg 660w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/Not-FW-102-250x71.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the words of one Comics Curminion:\u00a0 <strong>ASSHAT<\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Life might be dull, but it&#8217;s rather nice to have some consistency in it. Jupiter will always be considered a planet. One plus one will always equal two. Les Moore will always be an asshat. It would be nice if everyone (we&#8217;re lookin&#8217; at you, Ms. I-Just-Know-I-Can&#8217;t-Do-Any-Better) would realized that&#8230; And, dammit, if this isn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6599","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6599","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6599"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6599\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6602,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6599\/revisions\/6602"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6599"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6599"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6599"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}