{"id":6669,"date":"2011-08-26T22:01:03","date_gmt":"2011-08-27T04:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6669"},"modified":"2011-08-26T22:01:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-27T04:01:03","slug":"sadly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6669","title":{"rendered":"Sadly&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the most boring character in <em>Luann <\/em>is Luann.<\/p>\n<p>That doesn&#8217;t mean that any of the other characters are likeable.\u00a0 Like her idiot brother Brad. A trained EMT and fireman, he&#8217;s laid off because of budget cuts, and he finds a new job that showcases his talents &#8212; high-school level employment at Weenie World.\u00a0 Oh, there&#8217;s a man-hungry boss lady, too, which everyone on earth apparently knows is a man-eater.\u00a0 Except for Brad.<\/p>\n<p>Do you watch HBO&#8217;s <em>True Blood<\/em>?\u00a0 Brad is on the same intellectual plateau (or valley) as Jason Stackhouse, only way less attractive and sexy.\u00a0\u00a0 And since this is the comics (like Amos in <em>9 Chickweed Lane<\/em>), and amazingly, like a lot of television sit-coms, gorgeous women fight each other for the privilege of being seen with these troll-dolls.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-Luann1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6670\" title=\"New Luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-Luann1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"880\" height=\"425\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-Luann1.jpg 880w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/New-Luann1-250x120.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 880px) 100vw, 880px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;the most boring character in Luann is Luann. That doesn&#8217;t mean that any of the other characters are likeable.\u00a0 Like her idiot brother Brad. A trained EMT and fireman, he&#8217;s laid off because of budget cuts, and he finds a new job that showcases his talents &#8212; high-school level employment at Weenie World.\u00a0 Oh, there&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous-comics"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6669"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6672,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6669\/revisions\/6672"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}