{"id":6792,"date":"2011-10-25T23:31:51","date_gmt":"2011-10-26T05:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6792"},"modified":"2011-10-30T17:31:25","modified_gmt":"2011-10-30T23:31:25","slug":"i-assume-everyones-invited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6792","title":{"rendered":"I assume everyone&#8217;s invited&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A local church has gone one better (or weirder) than other churches that actively discourage kids from celebrating that heathen\/pagan\/Wiccan\/Satantic\/dentists&#8217; nightmare (or dream come true) known as Halloween. Instead of a &#8220;Fall Fair&#8221; or a &#8220;Harvest Shindig,&#8221; it&#8217;s having a &#8220;Halloween Jesus Festival&#8221; (I kid you not).\u00a0 I guess it must be okay, because I&#8217;m fairly sure something with both &#8220;Halloween&#8221; and &#8220;Jesus&#8221; on the same banner would immediately combust otherwise.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, time&#8217;s awasting, and everyone knows Cool Costume = Great Treats!\u00a0<em> Hey, Jesus, whatcha gonna wear?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Terminator.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6898\" title=\"Jesus Terminator\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Terminator.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"244\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay, the one for the big day.\u00a0 Just remember&#8230;<em>He&#8217;ll be back!<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/biker-jesus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6896\" title=\"biker-jesus\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/biker-jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know this counts as a costume, if you&#8217;re just riding the bike without wearing a leather jacket or boots or something.\u00a0 Still, pretty stylish for quick getaways&#8230;<em> (wearefishermen.com)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Goalie-.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6894\" title=\"Jesus Goalie\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Goalie-.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"235\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Simple and sporty&#8230;and it&#8217;s the weekend! (wearefishermen.com)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Teletubby.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6892\" title=\"Jesus Teletubby\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Teletubby.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maybe\u00a0 &#8220;group costumes&#8221; are a possibility, but you usually have to have someone more willing than an old grump like Saint Peter to play along&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/bronco-jesus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6889\" title=\"bronco-jesus\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/bronco-jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Every little kid&#8217;s dream at some point.\u00a0 <em>Ride &#8217;em, Cowboy!<\/em> (another figure attributed to wearefishermen.com)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Astronaut-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6887\" title=\"Jesus Astronaut 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Astronaut-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"208\" height=\"243\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, it&#8217;s not like NASA is using them right now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/surfing-jesus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6885\" title=\"surfing-jesus\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/surfing-jesus.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Supposedly, these fabulous action figures come from the company We Are Fishermen (wearefishermen.com).\u00a0 Real or not, a board and some baggies, and you have a super Halloween costume&#8230;<strong><em>Cowabunga, Big Kahuna!<\/em><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Lamb-of-God.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6877\" title=\"Jesus Lamb of God\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Lamb-of-God.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And sometimes, you can take things a little too literally&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Fisherman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6879\" title=\"Jesus Fisherman\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Fisherman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Fisherman.jpg 240w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Fisherman-205x250.jpg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A little more literalism&#8230;<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Biker.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6875\" title=\"Jesus Biker\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Biker.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another piece of art that I found on the Intertubes&#8230;<em><strong>coool!<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Uncle-Sam.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6872\" title=\"Jesus Uncle Sam\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Uncle-Sam.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"217\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Tucson City Elections this year are all mail ballots!\u00a0 I know I&#8217;ll need Special Help to remember not to lose the ballot when I get it (they were mailed out yesterday) AND to remember to return the ballot in time.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Caveman.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6865\" title=\"Jesus Caveman\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Caveman.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"248\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>Dang<\/em>&#8230;evolution has<em><strong> GOT<\/strong><\/em> to work!<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Pimp.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6863\" title=\"Jesus Pimp\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Pimp.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next on &#8220;Pimp my Savior&#8221;&#8230;<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Jedi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6861\" title=\"Jesus Jedi\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Jedi.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"270\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Jedi.jpg 270w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Jedi-250x231.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 270px) 100vw, 270px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Simple and to the point.<em> (artist unknown)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Vampire1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6853\" title=\"Jesus Vampire\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Vampire1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I know there&#8217;s a movie or a comic book out there that&#8217;s something like &#8220;Jesus Christ, Vampire Killer,&#8221; but I like this much better!<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Hockey.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6848\" title=\"Jesus Hockey\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Hockey.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"231\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the weekend, and it seems if folks aren&#8217;t<em> playing<\/em> sports, they&#8217;re<em> watching <\/em>sports.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if we&#8217;re currently in hockey season, but any time is good for a pick-up game.<em><br \/>\n(<\/em>And the old saw: <em>Jesus saves, but Gretsky scores on the rebound!)<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Rasta-10-15.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6845\" title=\"Jesus Rasta 10-15\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Rasta-10-15.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"190\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes you can just get too caught up in trying to make a decision, about anything.\u00a0 There are times when you have to remember everything will work out, relax, and hey &#8212; <em>it&#8217;s Friday! <\/em> (photo courtesy of Worth1000.com)<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Star-Trek-10-14.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6843\" title=\"Jesus Star Trek 10-14\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Star-Trek-10-14.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"236\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>It&#8217;s true, you know!<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Superman-10-13.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6835\" title=\"Jesus Superman 10-13\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Superman-10-13.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I think more guys should wear tights.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Santa-10-12.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6833\" title=\"Jesus Santa 10-12\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Santa-10-12.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wanna see something <em>REALLY<\/em> scary?!?<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Ghost.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6830\" title=\"Jesus Ghost\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Ghost.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One costume I never wore&#8230;probably because my mom would&#8217;ve killed me.\u00a0 Jesus&#8217; mom is probably a little more understanding.<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Wizard-10-10.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6816\" title=\"Jesus Wizard 10-10\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Wizard-10-10.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is the kind of costume you wear to a party (perhaps even a &#8220;Halloween Jesus Festival&#8221;!), rather than out trick-or-treating.\u00a0 It&#8217;s an interesting concept, but it really interferes with the legwork needed to do justice to good Halloween hunting and gathering&#8230;<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Luchador.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6793\" title=\"Jesus Luchador\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Luchador.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have no idea who the artist is, only that this is a lovely piece of graphic art!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Lebowski.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6796\" title=\"Jesus Lebowski\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Lebowski.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s something to be said for casual &#8212; Hawaiian shirts, a bulky cardigan sweater, and White Russians.\u00a0 Again, I don&#8217;t know the artist of the original Dude.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Pirate.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6799\" title=\"Jesus Pirate\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Pirate.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Everybody loves pirates, don&#8217;t they? Lovable rogues off on high adventure, stealing from the rich and just, honestly, keeping it for themselves. Okay, everybody sing:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;Yo ho, Yo ho,<\/em><br \/>\n<em>A Savior&#8217;s life for me!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Ninja.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6805\" title=\"Jesus Ninja\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Ninja.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Another beautiful piece of art by an unknown artist.<em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Nerd.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6808\" title=\"Jesus Nerd\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Nerd.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Nerd.jpg 240w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Nerd-222x250.jpg 222w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 240px) 100vw, 240px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>R.I.P. Steve Jobs<em>. <\/em> Brilliant guy, as are so many who don&#8217;t quite fit the mold, or who have other things to do than just be fashion plates.\u00a0 I think even He might consider some of your innovations a miracle&#8230;<br \/>\n(original artwork (minus glasses and pocket protector) from badmilk.com)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Kitty.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6811\" title=\"Jesus Kitty\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Kitty.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"240\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I can haz Savior?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Elvis-Cora-Lynn-Deibler-10-9.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6813\" title=\"Jesus Elvis Cora Lynn Deibler 10-9\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/Jesus-Elvis-Cora-Lynn-Deibler-10-9.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Sunday, and even if we can&#8217;t get to a Gospel meetin&#8217;, we can at least do a little walkin&#8217; through Graceland&#8230;<br \/>\n(and the artist is Cora Lynn Deibler &#8212; this is a detail from her &#8220;Elvis and Jesus&#8221; work).<\/p>\n<p>HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A local church has gone one better (or weirder) than other churches that actively discourage kids from celebrating that heathen\/pagan\/Wiccan\/Satantic\/dentists&#8217; nightmare (or dream come true) known as Halloween. Instead of a &#8220;Fall Fair&#8221; or a &#8220;Harvest Shindig,&#8221; it&#8217;s having a &#8220;Halloween Jesus Festival&#8221; (I kid you not).\u00a0 I guess it must be okay, because I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6792"}],"version-history":[{"count":46,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6900,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6792\/revisions\/6900"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}