{"id":6916,"date":"2011-11-06T15:39:45","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T21:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6916"},"modified":"2011-11-06T15:39:45","modified_gmt":"2011-11-06T21:39:45","slug":"a-whole-bunch-of-mary-worth-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6916","title":{"rendered":"A whole bunch of Mary Worth crap&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weeks of angst and pain as Gina the Witless Protection Waitress spilled her guts to Mary about her First Love culminated in a whirlwind of reuniting with him and driving off to NYC with him to live Happily Ever After.\u00a0 (No kidding!)<\/p>\n<p>This probably means we&#8217;ll never hear from Gina again unless her boyfriend\/husband suffers a tragic soccer accident, loses his starring position in his prestigious professional soccer team, and starts beating her.<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, Mary discovers that Gina never even bothered to say goodbye to her, leaving her at quite a loss.\u00a0 No waitress to pick up her sizable &#8220;liquid&#8221; tab at The Diner&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-424.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6917\" title=\"Not MW 424\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-424.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-424.jpg 365w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-424-250x171.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;or one who just wants the same Mary Worth &#8220;Love Connection&#8221; as Gina had.\u00a0 Good heavens, even Mary can&#8217;t stomach a repeat meddling so soon!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-425.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6918\" title=\"Not MW 425\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-425.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"445\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-425.jpg 445w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-425-250x101.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 445px) 100vw, 445px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>What <strong><em>is<\/em><\/strong> a biddy to do?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6919\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"120\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW.jpg 400w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW-250x75.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s get revved up for Mary&#8217;s new adventure!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weeks of angst and pain as Gina the Witless Protection Waitress spilled her guts to Mary about her First Love culminated in a whirlwind of reuniting with him and driving off to NYC with him to live Happily Ever After.\u00a0 (No kidding!) 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