{"id":6935,"date":"2011-11-11T13:16:35","date_gmt":"2011-11-11T19:16:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6935"},"modified":"2011-11-16T18:37:16","modified_gmt":"2011-11-17T00:37:16","slug":"credit-card-theft-or-something-more-insidious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6935","title":{"rendered":"Credit card theft, or something more insidious?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Mary, maybe it&#8217;s worth a couple hundred bucks to keep your private life&#8230;well, <em>private.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6936\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"880\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW1.jpg 880w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW1-250x73.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 880px) 100vw, 880px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&#8217;s just better to imagine Mary as a vigilante than a dirty old whore\u00a0 (I think that&#8217;s one of Dr. Jeff&#8217;s fond sayings about her, come to think of it)&#8230;<em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-428.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6940\" title=\"Not MW 428\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-428.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"885\" height=\"265\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-428.jpg 885w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Not-MW-428-250x74.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 885px) 100vw, 885px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Or, maybe it&#8217;s just best to imagine Mary as a sad and lonely old woman, one whose few friends become only more and more tired of her meddling antics and hackneyed axioms with each passing year&#8230;someday, Toby, the torch will be passed&#8230;<em>someday.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6942\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"505\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW2.jpg 505w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/New-MW2-250x94.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, Mary, maybe it&#8217;s worth a couple hundred bucks to keep your private life&#8230;well, private. 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