{"id":6969,"date":"2011-12-04T17:11:17","date_gmt":"2011-12-04T23:11:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6969"},"modified":"2011-12-04T17:11:36","modified_gmt":"2011-12-04T23:11:36","slug":"oh-homoerotic-hawtness-how-ive-missed-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6969","title":{"rendered":"Oh, homoerotic hawtness, how I&#8217;ve missed you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recent<em> Judge Parker<\/em> storylines have been weak (hey, the last real effort I made was back in August or September, when Abbey and Sam buying the mega-bus coincided with the possibility of their attending Burning Man).\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if anything will develop this time, but here&#8217;s a nice little randy fantasy&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-JP.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6970\" title=\"New JP\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-JP.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-JP.jpg 800w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-JP-250x54.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recent Judge Parker storylines have been weak (hey, the last real effort I made was back in August or September, when Abbey and Sam buying the mega-bus coincided with the possibility of their attending Burning Man).\u00a0 I don&#8217;t know if anything will develop this time, but here&#8217;s a nice little randy fantasy&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6969"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6972,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6969\/revisions\/6972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}