{"id":6976,"date":"2011-12-08T09:52:11","date_gmt":"2011-12-08T15:52:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6976"},"modified":"2011-12-08T09:52:11","modified_gmt":"2011-12-08T15:52:11","slug":"mary-worth-crime-fighter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=6976","title":{"rendered":"Mary Worth: Crime Fighter?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Mary is done obsessing over her stolen wallet and possible identity theft, she&#8217;s moved on to obsessing over missing children on posters.\u00a0 Sure, things can be left just that way, with Mary merely moaning\u00a0 &#8220;Think of the children!&#8221;, but I have a feeling, with Mary returning to The Diner to retrieve her forgotten sweater (but that&#8217;s another story), that there&#8217;s going to be a collision course with destiny, as the missing girl and her abductor are headed for the very same Diner!<\/p>\n<p>Or not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6977\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MW.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"755\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MW.jpg 755w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MW-250x82.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, sometimes you need to rely less on a nosy pensioner and more on a well-traveled, wilderness-experienced outdoorsman.<\/p>\n<p>Or not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MT1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6978\" title=\"New MT\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MT1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"470\" height=\"195\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MT1.jpg 470w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/New-MT1-250x103.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 470px) 100vw, 470px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now that Mary is done obsessing over her stolen wallet and possible identity theft, she&#8217;s moved on to obsessing over missing children on posters.\u00a0 Sure, things can be left just that way, with Mary merely moaning\u00a0 &#8220;Think of the children!&#8221;, but I have a feeling, with Mary returning to The Diner to retrieve her forgotten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6976","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mark-trail","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6976","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6976"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6976\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6980,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6976\/revisions\/6980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6976"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6976"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6976"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}