{"id":702,"date":"2008-06-11T17:37:44","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T23:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=702"},"modified":"2008-06-12T10:32:48","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T16:32:48","slug":"the-comestible-of-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=702","title":{"rendered":"The Comestible of Doom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This particular Family Circus evoked a lot of speculation:  what kind of sty do the Keane Kidz root around in? Is it a meatball? A cocktail testicle? Something from Kitty Cat&#8217;s box?  The original caption was something to the effect, &#8220;It fell on the floor and got some floor on it.&#8221;.  Whatever it was, it wasn&#8217;t funny &#8212; it was <em>nauseating<\/em>.  Even more than the usual panel.  (Does that make it a &#8220;win&#8221; for the Keane side?)<\/p>\n<p>At least Jeffy&#8217;s descent into rage and madness continues unabated.  Is there a restraining order floating around out there that requires the adult Jeffy to primarily poke fun at his melon-headed alter ego, rather than those of his sibs?  Just wondering&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-703\" title=\"new-fc6\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc6.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"390\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc6.jpg 320w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc6-205x250.jpg 205w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And it didn&#8217;t help when Stephen Pastis tossed in a lovely depiction of Pig:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-704\" title=\"new-fc21\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"380\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc21.jpg 320w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-fc21-210x250.jpg 210w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This particular Family Circus evoked a lot of speculation: what kind of sty do the Keane Kidz root around in? Is it a meatball? A cocktail testicle? Something from Kitty Cat&#8217;s box? The original caption was something to the effect, &#8220;It fell on the floor and got some floor on it.&#8221;. Whatever it was, it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}