{"id":7034,"date":"2011-12-28T22:07:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T04:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7034"},"modified":"2011-12-28T22:07:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T04:07:00","slug":"im-not-sure-whats-going-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7034","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m not sure what&#8217;s going on&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think it started with Edda Burber (special snowflake from 9 Chickweed Lane) being contracted as a &#8220;butt model&#8221; for a clothing line (her fellow ballerina was contracted as a &#8220;face model&#8221; for the same company, as it was determined that Edda had a voice uniquely suited for radio).<\/p>\n<p>Suddenly, Edda is contracted as a model for all of her bits.\u00a0 Why? It&#8217;s my contention that when she&#8217;s flashing her breasts, butt, legs and\/or hoo-hoo, no one&#8217;s paying one rat&#8217;s ass worth of attention to her face.<\/p>\n<p>One of the faithful at the Comics Curmudgeon attempted to corroborate this theory thus:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/t-i-t-s-clowns-demotivational-poster-1269666233.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7035\" title=\"t-i-t-s-clowns-demotivational-poster-1269666233\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/t-i-t-s-clowns-demotivational-poster-1269666233.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"879\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/t-i-t-s-clowns-demotivational-poster-1269666233.jpg 640w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/t-i-t-s-clowns-demotivational-poster-1269666233-182x250.jpg 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Baka Gaijin, CC&#8217;s resident clown-o-phobe, wasn&#8217;t so sure.\u00a0 Further testing was necessary. Hence:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Edda-Clown-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7036\" title=\"Edda Clown 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Edda-Clown-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"275\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Edda-Clown-2.jpg 200w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Edda-Clown-2-181x250.jpg 181w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I believe that the jury is still out, but I think the original clown is way, way cuter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think it started with Edda Burber (special snowflake from 9 Chickweed Lane) being contracted as a &#8220;butt model&#8221; for a clothing line (her fellow ballerina was contracted as a &#8220;face model&#8221; for the same company, as it was determined that Edda had a voice uniquely suited for radio). Suddenly, Edda is contracted as a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-9-chickweed-lane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7034"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7034\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7037,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7034\/revisions\/7037"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}