{"id":705,"date":"2008-06-12T10:25:23","date_gmt":"2008-06-12T16:25:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=705"},"modified":"2008-06-12T10:33:54","modified_gmt":"2008-06-12T16:33:54","slug":"santa-royale-90210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=705","title":{"rendered":"Santa Royale 90210"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nahhh, that really isn&#8217;t the zip code for Santa Royale.  If it were, the front page of the daily paper wouldn&#8217;t be splashed with a photo of a couple of old farts eating at an Olive Garden knock-off.  Not that photos like that don&#8217;t raise the dander of some of the local citizens.<\/p>\n<p>Like Jeff Corey, seeing his gal-pal Mary out on the town with (<em>gasp!<\/em>) <strong>another man! <\/strong>Well, all we can say to him is take it easy, sport&#8230;Santa Royale isn&#8217;t so small that other indiscretions aren&#8217;t noted in the dailies:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-mw8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-711\" title=\"new-mw8\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-mw8.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1060\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-mw8.jpg 1060w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-mw8-250x56.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1060px) 100vw, 1060px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nahhh, that really isn&#8217;t the zip code for Santa Royale. If it were, the front page of the daily paper wouldn&#8217;t be splashed with a photo of a couple of old farts eating at an Olive Garden knock-off. Not that photos like that don&#8217;t raise the dander of some of the local citizens. Like Jeff [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-705","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=705"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/705\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=705"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=705"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=705"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}