{"id":7084,"date":"2012-01-12T10:18:13","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T16:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7084"},"modified":"2012-01-12T10:18:13","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T16:18:13","slug":"oh-yeah-alls-well-that-ends-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7084","title":{"rendered":"Oh, yeah&#8230;all&#8217;s well that ends well"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case anyone cared, the Santa Royale Police Department (all two of them) finally responded to Mary Worth&#8217;s 911 call.\u00a0\u00a0 The best part is doing as the Comics Curmudgeon himself, Josh F., suggests, and imagining &#8220;Yackety Sax&#8221; playing in the background during the harrowing chase of kidnapper Thuggie McTug.\u00a0\u00a0 Otherwise, this pretty much sums it up:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-437.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7086\" title=\"New MW 437\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-437.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"475\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-437.jpg 475w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-437-250x97.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 475px) 100vw, 475px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re all pretty sure poor little Emily never got her rainbow swirl ice cream, either.\u00a0 Bastards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case anyone cared, the Santa Royale Police Department (all two of them) finally responded to Mary Worth&#8217;s 911 call.\u00a0\u00a0 The best part is doing as the Comics Curmudgeon himself, Josh F., suggests, and imagining &#8220;Yackety Sax&#8221; playing in the background during the harrowing chase of kidnapper Thuggie McTug.\u00a0\u00a0 Otherwise, this pretty much sums it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7084"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7084\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7087,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7084\/revisions\/7087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}