{"id":7172,"date":"2012-01-28T13:50:33","date_gmt":"2012-01-28T19:50:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7172"},"modified":"2012-01-28T13:50:33","modified_gmt":"2012-01-28T19:50:33","slug":"the-last-one-i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7172","title":{"rendered":"The last one, I swear&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I have to do <em><strong>two<\/strong><\/em> mashups of today&#8217;s <em>Mary Worth<\/em>&#8230;the Power of Mary compels me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-32.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7173\" title=\"New MW 3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-32.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"515\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-32.jpg 515w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-32-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 515px) 100vw, 515px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I almost got to claim &#8220;First!&#8221; on the one above. I am evidently not in Mary&#8217;s good graces.\u00a0 Well, then&#8230;suffer, bitch:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7174\" title=\"New MW 4\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-4.jpg 535w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/New-MW-4-250x86.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 535px) 100vw, 535px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I have to do two mashups of today&#8217;s Mary Worth&#8230;the Power of Mary compels me&#8230; I almost got to claim &#8220;First!&#8221; on the one above. I am evidently not in Mary&#8217;s good graces.\u00a0 Well, then&#8230;suffer, bitch:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7172"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7176,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7172\/revisions\/7176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}