{"id":718,"date":"2008-06-16T20:23:34","date_gmt":"2008-06-17T02:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=718"},"modified":"2009-10-01T14:35:55","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T20:35:55","slug":"saints-preserve-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=718","title":{"rendered":"Saints preserve us!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if this is going to develop into an irregular canonization of various and sundry comic characters,  but dang! Mary Worth sure has a knack for interior design that allows even a simple mirror to elevate her to saintly status.<\/p>\n<p>For the moment, enjoy one saint Mass card.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/saints-mary-worth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-719\" title=\"saints-mary-worth\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/saints-mary-worth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And, wouldn&#8217;t you know it, saints do pop up from time to time. (No, Mary, you&#8217;re <strong><em>not <\/em><\/strong>the only saint in the ocean&#8230;or sea&#8230;or heaven&#8230;whatever.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/saints-sally-forth.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-806\" title=\"saints-sally-forth\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/saints-sally-forth.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"180\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wow, Mary&#8217;s not the only venerable person in her strip.\u00a0 Of course, she&#8217;s the only saint material, but Dr. Adrian Cory, Jeff&#8217;s daughter, Drew&#8217;s sister, and a doctor in her own right (I think she graduated from Rex Morgan&#8217;s alma mater) has her own small cult that campaigns vigorously for her canonization.\u00a0 After all, how many virgin saints do you see these days?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3160\" title=\"new-mw31\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/new-mw31.jpg\" alt=\"new-mw31\" width=\"180\" height=\"250\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if this is going to develop into an irregular canonization of various and sundry comic characters, but dang! Mary Worth sure has a knack for interior design that allows even a simple mirror to elevate her to saintly status. For the moment, enjoy one saint Mass card. And, wouldn&#8217;t you know it, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth","category-psa"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=718"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3159,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/718\/revisions\/3159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}