{"id":7207,"date":"2012-02-12T20:46:09","date_gmt":"2012-02-13T02:46:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7207"},"modified":"2012-02-12T20:46:09","modified_gmt":"2012-02-13T02:46:09","slug":"and-you-thought-randy-was-short-for-randall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7207","title":{"rendered":"And you thought &#8220;Randy&#8221; was short for &#8220;Randall&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Again, more than two months have elapsed since I&#8217;ve mashed <em>Judge Parker<\/em>.\u00a0 Oooh,\u00a0 some foreign guy shot.\u00a0 Oooh, Randy&#8217;s girlfriend implicated.\u00a0 Ooooh, no action, all words.\u00a0 Ooooh, <strong><em>boring!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>But suddenly, Sam and Randy are joined by a mystery woman in a burka. No, just a headscarf matched with a fashionable low-cut, form-fitting dress.\u00a0 <em>Good or evil<\/em>? You decide!<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I&#8217;ve already made my decision:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-JP.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7208\" title=\"New JP\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-JP.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-JP.jpg 900w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-JP-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Again, more than two months have elapsed since I&#8217;ve mashed Judge Parker.\u00a0 Oooh,\u00a0 some foreign guy shot.\u00a0 Oooh, Randy&#8217;s girlfriend implicated.\u00a0 Ooooh, no action, all words.\u00a0 Ooooh, boring! But suddenly, Sam and Randy are joined by a mystery woman in a burka. No, just a headscarf matched with a fashionable low-cut, form-fitting dress.\u00a0 Good or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7207","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7207","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7207"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7207\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7210,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7207\/revisions\/7210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7207"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7207"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7207"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}