{"id":7221,"date":"2012-02-15T14:53:39","date_gmt":"2012-02-15T20:53:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7221"},"modified":"2012-02-15T16:23:23","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T22:23:23","slug":"i-cant-say-it-hasnt-been-fun-mary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7221","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t say it hasn&#8217;t been fun, Mary&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I can only take so much of\u00a0 this halt-and-start interrogation on <strong><em>my<\/em><\/strong> morals and ethics while I watch <strong><em>your<\/em><\/strong> Frosted Lime Congeal congeal even more.\u00a0 I&#8217;m outa here!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7226\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"510\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW3.jpg 510w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW3-250x93.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 510px) 100vw, 510px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And because our sweet Mooncattie had to say something unfortunate (&#8220;<em>Dear Lord, Please don\u2019t let tomorrow\u2019s edition include the words \u201cLet me tell you a story<\/em>\u201d!), here&#8217;s something horrific a day early (sorry, Mooncattie!):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW-21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7228\" title=\"New MW 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW-21.jpg 260w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/New-MW-21-250x201.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 260px) 100vw, 260px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I can only take so much of\u00a0 this halt-and-start interrogation on my morals and ethics while I watch your Frosted Lime Congeal congeal even more.\u00a0 I&#8217;m outa here! And because our sweet Mooncattie had to say something unfortunate (&#8220;Dear Lord, Please don\u2019t let tomorrow\u2019s edition include the words \u201cLet me tell you a story\u201d!), [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7221"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7224,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7221\/revisions\/7224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}