{"id":7326,"date":"2012-04-10T10:23:15","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T16:23:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7326"},"modified":"2012-04-10T12:05:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T18:05:50","slug":"aw-not-the-battle-axe-weve-all-heard-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7326","title":{"rendered":"Aw, not the battle-axe we&#8217;ve all heard about!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7327\" title=\"New A3G\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"499\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G1.jpg 499w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G1-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 499px) 100vw, 499px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ah, well.\u00a0 Scott really only needed someone to help him get the baby&#8217;s nursery ready (hey, Margo, at least you didn&#8217;t have to worry about getting paint on your clothes!).<\/p>\n<p>And now at the end of the project, it&#8217;s time for a little celebration&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7406\" title=\"New A3G\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"520\" height=\"175\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G2.jpg 520w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/New-A3G2-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah, well.\u00a0 Scott really only needed someone to help him get the baby&#8217;s nursery ready (hey, Margo, at least you didn&#8217;t have to worry about getting paint on your clothes!). And now at the end of the project, it&#8217;s time for a little celebration&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7326"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7405,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7326\/revisions\/7405"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}