{"id":7447,"date":"2012-04-21T14:18:13","date_gmt":"2012-04-21T20:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7447"},"modified":"2012-04-21T16:00:37","modified_gmt":"2012-04-21T22:00:37","slug":"today-typical-boredom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7447","title":{"rendered":"Today: Typical Boredom!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m batting .500, which Mary telling Toby All About Nola.\u00a0 On the other hand, they&#8217;re out on a brisk walk, so Toby isn&#8217;t stuffing her face with whatever Mary is pushing in her direction.\u00a0\u00a0 (CC&#8217;s gnome de blog suggested that perhaps Mary and Toby were on their way to a Charterstone Pool Party, but if Mary isn&#8217;t carrying a covered dish &#8212; you wouldn&#8217;t expect her to show up empty-handed, would you? &#8212; I doubt it.\u00a0 Yes, yet another disappointment in Maryville.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7448\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"505\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW2.jpg 505w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW2-250x91.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And the day after&#8230;just another bitchy day in <del>Paradise<\/del> Santa Royale&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW-21.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7453\" title=\"New MW 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW-21.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"255\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW-21.jpg 255w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/New-MW-21-250x181.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 255px) 100vw, 255px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m batting .500, which Mary telling Toby All About Nola.\u00a0 On the other hand, they&#8217;re out on a brisk walk, so Toby isn&#8217;t stuffing her face with whatever Mary is pushing in her direction.\u00a0\u00a0 (CC&#8217;s gnome de blog suggested that perhaps Mary and Toby were on their way to a Charterstone Pool Party, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7447"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7454,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7447\/revisions\/7454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}