{"id":7569,"date":"2012-05-19T12:39:18","date_gmt":"2012-05-19T18:39:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7569"},"modified":"2012-05-19T12:39:18","modified_gmt":"2012-05-19T18:39:18","slug":"sanctimony-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7569","title":{"rendered":"Sanctimony Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Funky Winkerbean<\/em> and<em> Luann <\/em>cut to the chase in topics ripped from the headlines! Same-sex couples attending the prom! Frivolous lawsuits! 21st Century adaptations of <em>Of Mice and Men<\/em>!<\/p>\n<p>My God&#8230;it&#8217;s like I never have to listen to the news again to be so well-informed!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-Luann1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7571\" title=\"New Luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-Luann1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"705\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-Luann1.jpg 705w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/New-Luann1-250x78.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 705px) 100vw, 705px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Funky Winkerbean and Luann cut to the chase in topics ripped from the headlines! Same-sex couples attending the prom! Frivolous lawsuits! 21st Century adaptations of Of Mice and Men! My God&#8230;it&#8217;s like I never have to listen to the news again to be so well-informed!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-no-teens-are-not-funny"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7572,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7569\/revisions\/7572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}