{"id":7711,"date":"2012-06-28T23:20:46","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T05:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7711"},"modified":"2012-06-28T23:20:46","modified_gmt":"2012-06-29T05:20:46","slug":"oh-yeah-wasnt-somebody-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7711","title":{"rendered":"Oh, yeah, wasn&#8217;t somebody pregnant?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That Nina woman who had a shit-fit when she &#8220;caught&#8221; Margo &#8220;kissing&#8221; her husband Scott.\u00a0 Yeah, like it was a real tonsil-grabber.\u00a0 Margo has a lot better taste, Nina. Hell, even if she didn&#8217;t, the bar would still be set high enough for Scott to pogo-stick under&#8230;get a grip, woman.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-A3G.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7712\" title=\"New A3G\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-A3G.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"930\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-A3G.jpg 930w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-A3G-250x48.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 930px) 100vw, 930px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That Nina woman who had a shit-fit when she &#8220;caught&#8221; Margo &#8220;kissing&#8221; her husband Scott.\u00a0 Yeah, like it was a real tonsil-grabber.\u00a0 Margo has a lot better taste, Nina. Hell, even if she didn&#8217;t, the bar would still be set high enough for Scott to pogo-stick under&#8230;get a grip, woman.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7713,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7711\/revisions\/7713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}