{"id":7714,"date":"2012-06-29T07:55:12","date_gmt":"2012-06-29T13:55:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7714"},"modified":"2012-06-29T07:55:12","modified_gmt":"2012-06-29T13:55:12","slug":"faster-funky-kill-kill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7714","title":{"rendered":"Faster, Funky! Kill! Kill!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, well, it&#8217;s a nice thought.<\/p>\n<p>So, Funky buys a new car, and Les suddenly appears back in Westview (from Africa.\u00a0 from somewhere on Mt. Kilamanjaro.) to say something snarky.\u00a0\u00a0 <em><strong>O tempore! O mores! O consistency!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-FW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7715\" title=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-FW.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"720\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-FW.jpg 720w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/New-FW-250x90.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, well, it&#8217;s a nice thought. So, Funky buys a new car, and Les suddenly appears back in Westview (from Africa.\u00a0 from somewhere on Mt. Kilamanjaro.) to say something snarky.\u00a0\u00a0 O tempore! O mores! O consistency!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7714","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7714","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7714"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7714\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7717,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7714\/revisions\/7717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7714"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7714"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7714"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}