{"id":7758,"date":"2012-07-09T12:25:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T18:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7758"},"modified":"2012-07-13T12:57:31","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T18:57:31","slug":"the-yank-yanks-it-gnight-everybody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7758","title":{"rendered":"The Yank yanks it&#8230; (g&#8217;night, everybody!)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Luann&#8217;s latest (imaginary) boyfriend is returning to Australia. And after three or six years of being in the States, little Miss Tease hasn&#8217;t gotten further than first base with him (maybe not even that far).\u00a0 Of course, with him nearly stepping on the plane, suddenly she&#8217;s hot to trot.<\/p>\n<p>Well, sweetie, I think the horse has left the barn.\u00a0 Or the barn door&#8217;s been left open.\u00a0 Or someone&#8217;s been ridden hard and put away wet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-Luann.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7759\" title=\"New Luann\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-Luann.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-Luann.jpg 650w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-Luann-250x80.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Luann&#8217;s latest (imaginary) boyfriend is returning to Australia. And after three or six years of being in the States, little Miss Tease hasn&#8217;t gotten further than first base with him (maybe not even that far).\u00a0 Of course, with him nearly stepping on the plane, suddenly she&#8217;s hot to trot. Well, sweetie, I think the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7758","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-teens-are-not-funny","category-when-correctly-viewed"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7758","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7758"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7758\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7790,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7758\/revisions\/7790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7758"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7758"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7758"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}