{"id":7765,"date":"2012-07-21T12:37:04","date_gmt":"2012-07-21T18:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7765"},"modified":"2012-07-21T14:15:00","modified_gmt":"2012-07-21T20:15:00","slug":"curse-you-batuiuiiuik","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7765","title":{"rendered":"Curse you, Batuiuiiuik!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I could quit <em>Funky Winkerbean<\/em>, but then Somebody introduces a little black kitten that somehow stowed away in a tourist&#8217;s bags all the way to Kenya. Dammit.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7766\" title=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW.jpg 700w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW-250x67.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yay! We&#8217;ve escaped a week or so of Les&#8217; whining and\/or pun-making and\/or altitude sickness hallucinating!\u00a0 Do we deserve a reward?\u00a0 Damn straight!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7827\" title=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"185\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW1.jpg 500w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/New-FW1-250x92.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish I could quit Funky Winkerbean, but then Somebody introduces a little black kitten that somehow stowed away in a tourist&#8217;s bags all the way to Kenya. Dammit. Yay! We&#8217;ve escaped a week or so of Les&#8217; whining and\/or pun-making and\/or altitude sickness hallucinating!\u00a0 Do we deserve a reward?\u00a0 Damn straight!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7765","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7765","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7765"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7765\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7826,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7765\/revisions\/7826"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7765"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7765"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7765"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}