{"id":7906,"date":"2012-08-03T11:47:11","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T17:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7906"},"modified":"2012-08-03T11:47:11","modified_gmt":"2012-08-03T17:47:11","slug":"oh-rex-i-miss-you-when-the-plot-isnt-revolving-around-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7906","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Rex, I miss you when the plot isn&#8217;t revolving around you!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s never let old women\/old men\/fishing rods\/ Sarah come between us again!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7907\" title=\"New Rex\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"785\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex.jpg 785w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex-250x60.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 785px) 100vw, 785px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and definitely <strong><em>NOT <\/em><\/strong> rectal thermometers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s never let old women\/old men\/fishing rods\/ Sarah come between us again! &#8230;and definitely NOT rectal thermometers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7906"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7906\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7908,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7906\/revisions\/7908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}