{"id":7940,"date":"2012-08-09T15:38:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-09T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7940"},"modified":"2012-08-10T16:20:07","modified_gmt":"2012-08-10T22:20:07","slug":"i-think-rex-morgan-m-d-is-a-gerontologist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7940","title":{"rendered":"I think Rex Morgan, M.D. is a gerontologist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When Rex sees patients, they tend to be elderly: our &#8220;newest&#8221; client Melissa, drunk &#8216;n&#8217; dead Foster, sailboat sailin&#8217; Lenore.\u00a0 Even when he&#8217;s on vacation, the Morgan family is associated with older folks (Arthur and his boozy wife Agnes Dunsmore).<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so this doesn&#8217;t have anything to do with the current plot (that I know of), but it&#8217;s fun for doctor&#8217;s office waiting rooms chats.\u00a0 Plus, Panel 3 is proof-positive that Rex has at least an honorary PhD in dickish smuggery.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7941\" title=\"New Rex\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"715\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex1.jpg 715w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex1-250x94.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And you know that he&#8217;s trying to be as sincere as he can!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7953\" title=\"New Rex\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"765\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex2.jpg 765w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-Rex2-250x88.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 765px) 100vw, 765px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Rex sees patients, they tend to be elderly: our &#8220;newest&#8221; client Melissa, drunk &#8216;n&#8217; dead Foster, sailboat sailin&#8217; Lenore.\u00a0 Even when he&#8217;s on vacation, the Morgan family is associated with older folks (Arthur and his boozy wife Agnes Dunsmore). Okay, so this doesn&#8217;t have anything to do with the current plot (that I know [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rex-morgan"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7940"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7954,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7940\/revisions\/7954"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}