{"id":7992,"date":"2012-08-23T16:07:14","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T22:07:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7992"},"modified":"2012-08-24T09:21:54","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T15:21:54","slug":"home-again-home-again-jiggity-jig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=7992","title":{"rendered":"Home again, home again, jiggity jig!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7993\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"730\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW3.jpg 730w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW3-250x85.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/a><\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Now, is a freakin&#8217; Pool Party too much to ask?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Evidently so&#8230;because the next day, Mary asks for a retelling! <em>(No, I am not making this up.) <\/em>Yet I suspect the newly-redeemed, life-isn&#8217;t-so-brutal-after-all Dawn has her limits.<em> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7996\" title=\"New MW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW4.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"405\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW4.jpg 405w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/New-MW4-250x154.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 405px) 100vw, 405px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now, is a freakin&#8217; Pool Party too much to ask? Evidently so&#8230;because the next day, Mary asks for a retelling! (No, I am not making this up.) Yet I suspect the newly-redeemed, life-isn&#8217;t-so-brutal-after-all Dawn has her limits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7992"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7995,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7992\/revisions\/7995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}