{"id":807,"date":"2008-07-12T12:04:54","date_gmt":"2008-07-12T18:04:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=807"},"modified":"2009-04-15T17:35:34","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T23:35:34","slug":"gilligans-oil-rig","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=807","title":{"rendered":"Gilligan&#8217;s oil-rig"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I began reading <em>The Phantom<\/em> when the &#8220;Girls Crash the Jungle Patrol!&#8221; story-arc started up.  Unfortunately, this quickly devolved in only a  half-hearted reading of it because the strip maintains two ongoing story-lines (the weekly and the Sunday), both of them weird. I look at it for Kit&#8217;s manly physique.<\/p>\n<p>What a pity he feels the need to wrap it in purple spandex and stripey black-and-turquoise underpants.<\/p>\n<p>So now Kit and Diane are stuck on an abandoned oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. That isn&#8217;t all that abandoned. And appears to be on the Mobil 5-Star Oil Rig Resorts list. And has a very well-stocked kitchen (that ain&#8217;t no &#8220;galley&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>I told you it was weird.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/not-phantom-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-808\" title=\"not-phantom-1\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/not-phantom-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"530\" height=\"190\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/not-phantom-1.jpg 530w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/not-phantom-1-250x89.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 530px) 100vw, 530px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I began reading The Phantom when the &#8220;Girls Crash the Jungle Patrol!&#8221; story-arc started up. Unfortunately, this quickly devolved in only a half-hearted reading of it because the strip maintains two ongoing story-lines (the weekly and the Sunday), both of them weird. I look at it for Kit&#8217;s manly physique. What a pity he feels [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-807","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=807"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2244,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/807\/revisions\/2244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=807"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=807"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=807"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}