{"id":8140,"date":"2012-09-20T09:39:24","date_gmt":"2012-09-20T15:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8140"},"modified":"2012-09-21T11:50:22","modified_gmt":"2012-09-21T17:50:22","slug":"and-all-this-time-i-thought-that-were-lousy-hunters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8140","title":{"rendered":"And all this time, I thought that were lousy hunters."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Evidently the Llongo warriors have killed the mysterious Lion-Who-Isn&#8217;t-There<strong><em> three times!<\/em><\/strong> But no one returns with a <em>body<\/em>! And when they take their Young Queen to the sites of the massacres &#8212; <em>there&#8217;s nothing there!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Of course, the Young Queen believes them.<\/p>\n<p>Because she&#8217;s dumb.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/New-Phantom3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8141\" title=\"New Phantom\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/New-Phantom3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"505\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/New-Phantom3.jpg 505w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/New-Phantom3-250x99.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 505px) 100vw, 505px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Phantom suspects otherwise, because he&#8217;s slightly less dumb <del>and always worrying about other concerns horning in on his franchise.<\/del><\/p>\n<p>But this fantastical story! In the middle of Africa! On the savannahs of Africa! Where the lion is the top predator, feared by all! <em>What could it be?!?!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/New-Phantom-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8142\" title=\"New Phantom 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/New-Phantom-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"209\" height=\"234\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Evidently the Llongo warriors have killed the mysterious Lion-Who-Isn&#8217;t-There three times! But no one returns with a body! And when they take their Young Queen to the sites of the massacres &#8212; there&#8217;s nothing there! Of course, the Young Queen believes them. Because she&#8217;s dumb. The Phantom suspects otherwise, because he&#8217;s slightly less dumb and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ghost-who-struts-his-stripey-firm-butt"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8140"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8144,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8140\/revisions\/8144"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}