{"id":8271,"date":"2012-10-26T07:30:07","date_gmt":"2012-10-26T13:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8271"},"modified":"2012-10-27T19:29:51","modified_gmt":"2012-10-28T01:29:51","slug":"yeah-gross-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8271","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, gross, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;when the original panel has Jeffy complaining to his mother that she forget to &#8220;attach a roof to his sandwich,&#8221; you know that even his indelicate four-year-old sensibilities are offended by the glop on his plate.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8272\" title=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"299\" height=\"344\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC1.jpg 299w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC1-217x250.jpg 217w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s not like li&#8217;l Jeffy is the only Keane in the clan with &#8220;issues&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Not-Keane-236.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8275\" title=\"Not Keane 236\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Not-Keane-236.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"361\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Not-Keane-236.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Not-Keane-236-207x250.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;when the original panel has Jeffy complaining to his mother that she forget to &#8220;attach a roof to his sandwich,&#8221; you know that even his indelicate four-year-old sensibilities are offended by the glop on his plate. And it&#8217;s not like li&#8217;l Jeffy is the only Keane in the clan with &#8220;issues&#8221;:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8271","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8271","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8271"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8271\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8274,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8271\/revisions\/8274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8271"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8271"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8271"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}