{"id":8289,"date":"2012-10-29T15:52:41","date_gmt":"2012-10-29T21:52:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8289"},"modified":"2012-10-30T14:08:48","modified_gmt":"2012-10-30T20:08:48","slug":"heres-your-treat-now-get-off-my-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8289","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s your treat. Now get off my lawn."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, I could&#8217;ve been lazy and run an old mashup of <em>Family Circus<\/em> and jack-o-lanterns ( http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3315 ), but I came really close to making myself heave while doing this.<\/p>\n<p>Because I care.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8290\" title=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"342\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC2.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC2-219x250.jpg 219w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, this little moron needed to be made into something useful, like a jack-o-lantern, too.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve seen more than my fair share of animals available for adoption because their previous dumb-ass owners were inconvenienced by them.\u00a0 Rather than invest in a vaccuum cleaner or pet brush and some elbow grease, or OTC medication, the easy out makes orphans of many.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8297\" title=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC3.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC3.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/New-FC3-208x250.jpg 208w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, I could&#8217;ve been lazy and run an old mashup of Family Circus and jack-o-lanterns ( http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=3315 ), but I came really close to making myself heave while doing this. Because I care. Yeah, this little moron needed to be made into something useful, like a jack-o-lantern, too.\u00a0 I&#8217;ve seen more than my fair share [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8289"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8292,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8289\/revisions\/8292"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}