{"id":8342,"date":"2012-11-09T12:13:11","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T18:13:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8342"},"modified":"2012-11-09T16:49:10","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T22:49:10","slug":"wed-still-have-to-explain-it-to-sam-ill-bet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8342","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;d still have to explain it to Sam, I&#8217;ll bet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where are we? Oh, yeah. (It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve visited the Magical Pot Forest.) Avery&#8217;s camera was stolen (the one with his photos of his <em>mano-a-finno<\/em> fight with Old Hardy, a big fish) and he&#8217;s gone off to cut a deal with Bubba, King of the Weed.\u00a0 For a week or so, I think we were all on tenterhooks as to whether Avery was going to end up as chain-sawed fish food for Old Hardy, but maybe things will work out for the best&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8343\" title=\"New JP\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"910\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP.jpg 910w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP-250x61.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 910px) 100vw, 910px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, not the best for Sam, who apparently isn&#8217;t going to get a couple million for just standing around or anything.<\/p>\n<p>OTOH, you never know who&#8217;ll wander into a secret cave, carved 1\/4 mile into solid rock!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-8347\" title=\"New JP2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP2-1024x203.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1024\" height=\"203\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP2-1024x203.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP2-250x49.jpg 250w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-JP2.jpg 1180w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where are we? Oh, yeah. (It&#8217;s been a while since we&#8217;ve visited the Magical Pot Forest.) Avery&#8217;s camera was stolen (the one with his photos of his mano-a-finno fight with Old Hardy, a big fish) and he&#8217;s gone off to cut a deal with Bubba, King of the Weed.\u00a0 For a week or so, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8342","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-judge-parker"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8342","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8342"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8342\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8349,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8342\/revisions\/8349"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8342"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8342"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8342"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}