{"id":8388,"date":"2012-11-19T10:39:23","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T16:39:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8388"},"modified":"2012-11-19T17:27:23","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T23:27:23","slug":"smarter-than-i-thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8388","title":{"rendered":"Smarter than I thought&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see&#8230;first Billy is going to beat the crap out of Jeffy. Instant gratification.<\/p>\n<p>Later, Billy is going to steal all of Jeffy&#8217;s Christmas haul.\u00a0 Delayed gratification (but still satisfying).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8389\" title=\"New FC\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"299\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC.jpg 299w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC-207x250.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll see <em><strong>you<\/strong><\/em> in Sheriff Arpaio pink prison duds in a few years, Billy.\u00a0 Enjoy the free life while you can!<\/p>\n<p>You know, I felt rather sorry for Jeffy in the original strip and my mashup. I feel somewhat better now:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8392\" title=\"New FC 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"299\" height=\"360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC-2.jpg 299w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-FC-2-207x250.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Kinda rockin&#8217; the Cagney attitude&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s see&#8230;first Billy is going to beat the crap out of Jeffy. Instant gratification. Later, Billy is going to steal all of Jeffy&#8217;s Christmas haul.\u00a0 Delayed gratification (but still satisfying). We&#8217;ll see you in Sheriff Arpaio pink prison duds in a few years, Billy.\u00a0 Enjoy the free life while you can! You know, I felt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8388","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8388","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8388"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8388\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8393,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8388\/revisions\/8393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8388"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8388"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8388"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}