{"id":8409,"date":"2012-11-24T17:49:26","date_gmt":"2012-11-24T23:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8409"},"modified":"2012-11-25T17:25:43","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T23:25:43","slug":"do-not-cramp-marys-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8409","title":{"rendered":"Do NOT cramp Mary&#8217;s style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a friendly warning&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Not-MW-526.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8410\" title=\"Not MW 526\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Not-MW-526.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"615\" height=\"215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Not-MW-526.jpg 615w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Not-MW-526-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But then, even the meekest and milque-toasty of people can finally bust a cog and realize that they&#8217;ve just had it up to here with Mary and her platitudes&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-Rex-23.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8413\" title=\"New Rex 2\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-Rex-23.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"580\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-Rex-23.jpg 580w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/New-Rex-23-250x107.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 580px) 100vw, 580px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Where can I get one of those transparent lab coats?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a friendly warning&#8230; But then, even the meekest and milque-toasty of people can finally bust a cog and realize that they&#8217;ve just had it up to here with Mary and her platitudes&#8230; (Where can I get one of those transparent lab coats?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-maryworth","category-family-circus"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8409"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8412,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8409\/revisions\/8412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}