{"id":8496,"date":"2012-12-24T19:37:11","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T01:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8496"},"modified":"2012-12-24T19:37:11","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T01:37:11","slug":"sometimes-we-dont-get-what-we-really-want","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8496","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes we don&#8217;t get what we really want&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but instead get what we really deserve.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/New-9CL.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8497\" title=\"New 9CL\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/New-9CL.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"900\" height=\"315\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/New-9CL.jpg 900w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/New-9CL-250x87.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it&#8217;s just best to ask for underwear. Plain ol&#8217; white underwear.<\/p>\n<p><em>Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas, folks!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but instead get what we really deserve. Sometimes it&#8217;s just best to ask for underwear. Plain ol&#8217; white underwear. Happy Holidays and Merry Christmas, folks!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8496","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-9-chickweed-lane"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8496","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8496"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8498,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8496\/revisions\/8498"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}