{"id":8683,"date":"2013-01-21T15:51:55","date_gmt":"2013-01-21T21:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8683"},"modified":"2013-01-21T15:51:55","modified_gmt":"2013-01-21T21:51:55","slug":"new-year-new-catastrophes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/?p=8683","title":{"rendered":"New Year, New Catastrophes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think the guy in question is Darin&#8217;s adoptive dad, who was once the Westview High School principal.\u00a0 I think Darin was Dead Lisa&#8217;s bastard child. I think all these interconnections would still fail to make an interesting movie. Or life.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-FW1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8684\" title=\"New FW\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-FW1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"755\" height=\"255\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-FW1.jpg 755w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-FW1-250x84.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 755px) 100vw, 755px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Even mixing it in with two other strips for some sort of surreal trifecta doesn&#8217;t help. (In case you haven&#8217;t been following closely (just like me!), evidently gave Margo Magee a chicken milk stinkbomb as a Christmas gift, and it just detonated in one of Apartment 3-G&#8217;s closets.)<\/p>\n<p>(Yes, it is now appropriate to ask &#8220;WTF?&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-MW31.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-8685\" title=\"New MW3\" src=\"http:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-MW31.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"795\" height=\"220\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-MW31.jpg 795w, https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/01\/New-MW31-250x69.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 795px) 100vw, 795px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think the guy in question is Darin&#8217;s adoptive dad, who was once the Westview High School principal.\u00a0 I think Darin was Dead Lisa&#8217;s bastard child. I think all these interconnections would still fail to make an interesting movie. Or life. &nbsp; Even mixing it in with two other strips for some sort of surreal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,12,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8683","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apt-3-g","category-i-smell-something-funky","category-maryworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8683","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8683"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8683\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8686,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8683\/revisions\/8686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8683"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8683"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarkitupfuzzball.nexiliscom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8683"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}